TWILIGHT Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner
THE QUESTION??? WHO WOULD KRISTEN HAVE BEEN BETTER OFF CHOOSING IN REAL LIFE?
MOVIE
TWILIGHT
THE PLOT
Based on Stephenie Meyer’s 2008 fantasy of sexy vampires, hot wolves, and an average girl who for some reason they all want. I’m not saying that she’s not attractive, but with her lack luster personality and style… they could both do better. Poor Anna Kendrick can’t even compete with Bella’s “heat?”. Long story short… who will she end up with… the vampire or the wolf? For practical purposes we are combining the full story line from all of the sequels together.
A SIDE OF ATTITUDE
Bella Swan has always been a little bit different. Never one to run with the crowd, Bella never cared about fitting in with the trendy, plastic girls at her Phoenix, Arizona high school…….….LOL!!!… Ok that’s what the bio of the movie states…but lets look at the facts. The first day of school she is already hanging out with the popular kids. Was there any chubby, acne prone, challenged teens in her group?…OR for that matter in her school? Her BFF’s…the jock and the valedictorian…who is easily the dumbest valedictorian ever. Does she fall for the average High School guy? No… she goes right for the most beautiful and plastic guy in town. So cool Edward is literally dead. Then there is Edward’s family…so trendy and elite that they only date each other. I know that they are supposedly adopted and not really family, but to the outside world they are a family of teens in relationships with each other and living together…Child protective services??? LOL! When Bella has the option of living a long loving life with Jacob the super kind wolf boy she literally chooses death over camping and beastiality. The affluent stylish vampire Edward with the amazing house, cars and sophisticated lifestyle wins over the wolf boy mechanic.
LET’S GET STARTED! So in real life who would Kristen been better off choosing?
Make sure to add your comments below! As with all my posts I look forward to you agreeing with me 100%. LOL!! Ok bring on the heat! I want to hear your thoughts and who knows...you might be able to change my mind...Maybe!!
Lets break down Kristen’s men in real life. Keep in mind both these men are considered successful Hollywood Hotties so could Kristen really make a bad choice? Hmmm Maybe???
THE BASICS
Robert Pattinson
Born May 13, 1986 in London, England
Birth Name Robert Douglas Thomas Pattinson
Height 6' 1½"
Taylor Lautner
Born February 11, 1992 in Indiana, Pennsylvania, USA
Birth Name Taylor Daniel Lautner
Height 5' 9"
APPEARANCE
Both young, good looking, and have ample amounts of HERO HAIR! Both in great shape… but Taylor is on all of the sexiest men alive lists for a reason…he has abs on his abs. That being said Robert’s charm, accent, and sophisticated style do make for strong competition. We are splitting this decision in the shallowest way possible… Shirt on Robert….Shirt off Taylor.
NET WORTH
Lautner- $40 Million Dollars (approx.)
Pattinson $100 Million Dollars (approx.)
Either way it’s a win… But more is more so this one goes to Pattinson!
FIDELITY
Robert Pattinson and Nina Schubert were in a relationship from 2003 - 2006.
Many rumored relationships in his past with ladies like Nikki Reed and Camilla Belle in 2008. Katy Perry has been a friend of his for years, but many say that they were romantically involved in 2012. Also in 2012, Robert Pattinson was rumored to have had a fling with Erika Dutra. Then of course there was the tabloids dream team Twilight co- Kristen Stewart and Robert dated on-and-off from 2009 - 2013. Endless stories about Kristen cheating on Robert but who really knows. It looks like he might be getting ready to settle down. He has been dating and reported to be engaged to FKA twigs since 2014.
Lautner dated Selena Gomez from April to July 2009 and then dated her close friend singer Taylor Swift from August 2009 to December 2009.
He is also rumored to have had a quick romance with Victoria Justice in 2009, Taylor was also reported to have dated Abduction costar Lily Collins from 2010 to early 2011 and was rumored to be dating actress Ashley Benson in 2012.
He then dated actress Maika Monroe in 2013 and from 2013 to early 2015 he dated his Tracers costar Marie Avgeropoulos He dated model Raina Lawson in 2015 and then in December of 2016, Taylor started dating actress Billie Lourd.
Fidelity goes to Lautner! This is truly just based on opinion but although we believe that Robert is looking for and ready for a stable relationship we think that Taylor will be there for the long haul and put his family before his career.
LONGEVITY
Pattinson- Age 31
Lautner- Age 25
We give this to Taylor for his youth, active lifestyle and healthy habits.
CAREER POWER
Pattinson has acted in numerous films both big and recently some smaller films that show off his acting chops. Some noteable films are “Remember Me”, “Water For Elephants”, and the geek in me will always remember his role as Cedric Diggory in the “Harry Potter: series. Did I mention that he also performed 2 songs on the Twilight soundtrack?
Lautner has also appeared in numerous films as well as TV. His most memorable roles would be in “Abduction” and “The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lava Girl”. Rather than taking on romantic roles that would take advantage of his good looks, he seams to be more interested in taking on fun roles that may not be as serious as Pattinsons but allow him to showcase his comical side rather than his abs.
Career power goes to Pattinson! As much as I respect Taylor taking the less expected path and going with roles that highlight his lighter side...Robert is chasing roles that elevate his acting career and set him up for bigger roles and potentially awards in his future.
THE LOVE TRINGLE GOES TO???
I have to give this one to Pattinson! Ok start hating me now! Yes they dated in real life with a not so happy ending… but it could have been timing or numerous other external issues. If we were choosing someone for Kristin to have a beer and some great laughs with we would easily go with Taylor. But we are talking about someone who would compliment her life as well as her lifestyle. Pattinson models for Dior Homme and Kristen for Chanel. F
ashion’s Fiercest Couple? These are 2 driven actors that surround themselves with style, fame, and challenging roles. Lautner was in an Adam Sandler Netflix comedy. Don’t take this too hard Taylor…. the truth is we think you have a real heart… and can…and will… do MUCH better.
GO ROB-STEN!
